might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

by michael foolsley December 02, 2020

spank dem guts wid a cocola

Kinky sex taking advantage of refreshing beverage bottles.

When I get to my girlfriends house later, I'm gonna spank dem guts wid a cocola

by B Webb March 06, 2008

I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

by Donald Blasko, PhD May 04, 2003

let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

by Christopher Pickass January 17, 2010

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR August 04, 2008

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 13, 2019

Smashing guts

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.

Fuck! We were smashing guts all over the place last weekend!

I hope tonight he plans on smashing guts!!!

by The limpest dick June 25, 2018