grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Jeep Grand Wagoneer

Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.

Dude I love the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, it looks so cool!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

grand canyon body

Referring to a thick girls body

"I like my girls to have a GCB, Grand Canyon Body."

"What does that mean?"

"I like them thickkkk as fuckkkkk!"

by mackdaddy206 May 28, 2017

Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

by Everything Bagel January 7, 2018

Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.

No (grand theft audio)

by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023

Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.

After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!

by The Natist June 11, 2021

The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!

"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!

by Shb99 August 4, 2022