Checkered goat

A person who is the greatest of all time but has many sides to them

Have you heard of John?

Yeah he's a checkered goat

by Tsquid December 10, 2016

Lindsey The Goat

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick

Lindsey the goat is so pretty

by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022

Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.

Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.

by Da Duffster September 16, 2016

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018

Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

by tm1234567 September 26, 2012

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021