Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

Going for Glory

1. In football, to give the ball some welly from 40 yards out in the hope you will score a brilliant equaliser and be carried off the pitch by adoring team mates, rather than hit a defender or balloon hilariously over the bar, as you almost certainly will.

2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.

1. "We're into the 89th minute. Owen's got the ball, Geremi's to his left, and...oh dear."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."

2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."

by Parsefone June 12, 2008

go pub

what people say when they mean 'lets go to the pub'.

JOHNNY: oi after school lets go pub
EVERYONE: ok

by ~innocent~ February 8, 2008

Going Bieber

Dressing up like a fag and playing bad music to make people depressed.

''Oh my god, what is that terrible noise?''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''

by Vulture Orion October 20, 2013

Going in sticky

When it's sticky and you just put it in

Jenny told forest to put it in sticky but forest wasn't sticky yet. "Going in sticky? Hell nah bitch!"

by Danny's daycare May 14, 2017

go fetal

When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.

I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.

by theriversong August 16, 2016

to go Bale

To verbally abuse someone.

"You want me to trash your legs?"
Boy, he did't have to go Bale on that DP.

by marianopb February 3, 2009