Monkey Fish Frog

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

by sober_noob August 24, 2009

batty fish

used as a quick insult if you cant be bothered to think of one

shut up you batty fish

by officialhxm March 15, 2020

fish badger

A fish badger is a fish-flavoured badger. The only difference between a normal badger and a fish badger is the taste. There is no difference in fur, texture or general behaviour. Many fish badgers go undetected due to this. Often confused with 'contemporary badger' and sometimes confused with 'fish badger'.

"My God, this one's a fish badger"
"I'm a fish badger, if you don't believe me, suck my paw"
"Why do fish badgers exist?"

by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006

Power Fish

You have just woken up after a shag, you need a piss and you also need to get rid of the used condom still on your cock, you also need to make certain that the condom is totally disposed of.........enter the POWER FISH, holding the condom still in place you empty your bladder into it, then precisely positioning yourself so that the baloon of piss is directly over the deepest part of the pan, then let go immediatly with both hands. A 'bonus power fish' is sometimes achieved whereby the payload drops with such force that it vanishes round the U bend immediately without even flushing.

The science behind a bonus power fish is still poorly understood but may have something to do with the shape of the particular pan and also the volume of piss in the skin willie. BPF's still only account for 5% of Power Fish.

Re-enters the room....<Thinks> Fucking dynamite Power Fish.

She <thinks> wierd cunt, sounded like a power dump, I wonder if his arse is prolapsed?

by Brucester September 13, 2006

what the fish

A rather ingenious and cheerful alternative form of swear or exclamation that is widely accepted.

Someone: "Did you see that shot from that dude?!"
Another one: "What the fish! You kidding me? No one would miss that."

by momo monster December 12, 2008

fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

Star fish

When having sex with a really inexperienced female who lays on her back with her arms out above her head, legs apart and doesn't really do much other than that - like a star fish.

I was screwing her last night and she was a total star fish.

by pav996r October 12, 2006