by koma-koma September 2, 2018
Get the Snakes and Fakesmug. Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron June 27, 2016
Get the Fake a shitmug. Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.
"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"
by Jlavaman July 14, 2021
Get the fake patriotmug. Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.
by ImNotAFurryISwear March 5, 2019
Get the Fake Profanitymug. by DLoCo September 14, 2018
Get the Fake Beefmug. “Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019
Get the Fake wellmug. A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.
by CiniFoxi May 23, 2019
Get the Fake Friendmug.