Edward Elric

The main character in fullmetal alchemist

Edward Elric is the fullmetal alchemist

by Hange Zoë March 3, 2021

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019

Edward Conover

Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”

TV reporters, articles and documentaries say that the 9/11 incident was caused by Edward Conover

by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Edward

Name of my friend

Edward is my friend

by WickedPlaya January 21, 2022

Edward Dane Mauldin

A real slut of a man.

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!

by Catatonius February 13, 2023

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020