Eddie

One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up

Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up

by One who is locked up July 31, 2019

Eddie

A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen

You in months

Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)

by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

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Eddie

A bitch

Eddie G, you’re a bitch

by Loveyoutho January 2, 2023

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021

Eddy Chen

-Loves bubble tea and practising the violin
-is TERRIFIED of coakroaches
-Likes to flex his perfect pitch
-Occasionally dresses up as a tiger mum

A: I wish I had perfect pitch, I would pass my theory exams so easily!
B: Well, first you're no Eddy Chen, and then, that's just an excuse for not PRACTICING.

by Maccalenna December 30, 2023