Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.
O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.
by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014
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DoucheBag

A DoucheBag is a person who makes shit up and blames it on you.
For example "Luciano is a douchebag because he made a romour that I was a pedophile"
by G003y September 15, 2018
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Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.
by AnubisCorects February 01, 2024
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Elijah is douchebag
by Dh748805 July 10, 2019
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douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.
you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
by limeade girl December 08, 2016
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Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.
These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....
by chase1424 May 09, 2017
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Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.
My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.
by Most19fuckeraround March 24, 2016
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