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Get the Compulsive Sorry Disorder mug.A contagious disorder in which you picture the opposite sex naked when they are wearing light wash jeans.
OMG!!! Jimmy is wearing light wash jeans!! What a tiny little ding-dong he has!!! I hate my light wash jeans disorder!!!
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Get the Light Wash Jeans Disorder mug.The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.
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Noun
Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.
Noun
Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.
Sean: Dude look at Shelly's boobs...they are so perfect.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.
by Sir_Ramsalot March 30, 2011
Get the Bipolar Disorder mug.Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010
Get the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder mug.Someone whom being in close proximity to whilst procuring nourishment exhibits such foul eating habits that projectile ralphing ensues.
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