San Diego

The Germans originally discover the land and named it San Diego. Which of course translates to “a whales vagina”.
by Big boiiiiiii July 26, 2018
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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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Diego

Little but good fighter dick, Diego is a fucking machine every woman need in her life. Don't joke with Diego if you don't want problems. His body sculpted by gods will make you want it over all other things.

El Diego is all you need in your life, don't let him go.
Don't mess with Diego.
by Robert5i8097 November 22, 2021
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Diego

Is fat
Diegos like a lot of pies because he’s fat
by DiegoIsAFaTTY November 22, 2021
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Diego

A trash can at every game ever
Little shmeat
Cant play fortnite
Vertically challenged
Damn I swear all Diego’s all the same homie choked the match
by TTVloneshark June 10, 2022
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Diego

An absolutely incredible person, inside and out. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Everything about him just draws you in until you find yourself helplessly lost in your own feelings. He’s a true gentleman, and even when you insist you can do things on your own, he treats you like a queen. When he leans in closely and talks to you with a tone full of tenderness and love, you can’t help the butterflies forming in your stomach or the tingles down your spine. He’s the best of all worlds; funny, smart, caring, athletic, attractive, and most importantly, gives the best cuddles in the world. He’s somebody that you can’t help but falling for. When you look at him, you just want to wrap your arms around him and let the rest of the world fade away. You wouldn’t change a thing about him.
Diego’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met.
by owouwuowouwuowouwu October 31, 2019
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