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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
mugGet the Dumpstermug.

Hussy Dumpster

A Girl or guy that takes many penises big or small and is used as a dumpster for large unnecessary loads to be deposited.
Justin Fucked that Hussy Dumpster Amber again.
by RedDogninerniner May 17, 2022
mugGet the Hussy Dumpstermug.

Dumpster Brawl

A fight in, or around a dumpster. Also known as a dumpster fight, or hobo boxing
Dave: Did you hear Sam and Connor got in a dumpster brawl?
Tim: Yeah they came over to my house bloody and covered in garbage
by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr April 26, 2016
mugGet the Dumpster Brawlmug.

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster also known as taylor sister tamzin.
Note:be careful while entering tamzin that shit filled with the fucking black plague
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
mugGet the Cum dumpstermug.

cum dumpster

Somebody who is an absolute whore and just gets cum dummped in them.
Damn, John is such a cum dumpster.
by Dixie normus pp sghlong January 24, 2022
mugGet the cum dumpstermug.

Dumpster fire

Something that was already bad enough, getting laughably worse
"Agh!! Gosh this painting is a dumpster fire!!"
by AstroIsOffline June 10, 2021
mugGet the Dumpster firemug.

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