Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by anonymous February 11, 2021

American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

Diet Cock

Heelf seemen

"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"

by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

Skillet Diet

The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.

Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin

Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets

Bob: Ok Cool!

by PlanoGurth July 1, 2011

Diet Smoke

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019