clutterflage

When you can't find or fail to notice an object due to the clutter scattered around the room, at times may be used as an advantage.

"That cop didn't even notice those drugs on my table because of all my clutterflage"

by pytho666 July 29, 2014

cunter

usually the name of a person who is a cunt. Sometimes it is also appropriate to call someone cunter if their name happens to be hunter but is acting like a dick in that situation.

Hey look! Here comes cunter!

by peoplearefarts February 9, 2015

Cunterintuitive

A conclusion arrived at using "women's intuition". Usually the opposite of reality.

Man #1: "My wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it's full of natural goodness."
Man #2: "That's just cunterintuitive. It keeps well because it's inedible."

by IAmRampantSprouts May 20, 2015

Clutteration

When a person keeps items of significant and/or no significant relevance, yet hides them in certain parts of their residents; such as closets, drawers, cabinets, etc. instead of throwing them away or organizing them in their proper place.

Please help me get better with my clutteration problem.

by APhillips June 4, 2015

cotterized

Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.

Oh man, I got cotterized!

by Chris360 June 6, 2015

Cunterpillar

Annoying caterpillar that invades a garden and destroys your favourite plants

Oh no! Cunterpillars have eaten holes in my lisianthus flowers again

by enviromech September 1, 2016

clutterfied

Opposite of simplified. To live clutterfied, one is mystified at how others live with so little belongings, perplexed at how to only have what they need in their living space.

Though my mom was raised in a simplified home, with everything in its place and a place for everything, she raised her family in a clutterfied home that was literally never ready for guests.

by SmileySarahInTexas May 12, 2016