Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011

Crap from crayola

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

Crap shoot

It's your ass hole you ass hole!

Ass hole!

by griz April 17, 2004

crap shack

a car that your rich parents (thats if your parents are rich or u dont have any) buy you a crappy car that looks like they found it in a shack.

man that kid driver a big ass crap shack

by El Daniel Moxley December 9, 2004

Scooby-Doo this crap

When the writers of a film run out of funny and interesting dialogue and resort to using a pop-culture reference as a cheap gag.

"Hey Erik?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."

by CYA59 November 30, 2021

Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.

Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!

by Coog1983 July 21, 2009

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005