Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
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