Coftes

A word that originated in Egypt meaning "Christian". Coftes is considered as an offensive insult from a christian's point of view. It originated from Coptic

Da wad Coftes ebn lazina..!

ya ragel da el Cafatsa malo el balad :S

by Anonymos Mate August 20, 2009

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

coffeefuck

stayin' up all night, gettin' hellla high on coffee

that was a crazy coffeefuck last night, she was talking all night

by tibh December 8, 2010

Coffeysack

The complete raping of the mouth.

Ouch you just got coffeysacked hard

by bobby longstockings October 6, 2010

coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011

Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011

coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping

I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour

by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013