Chuck Norris

chuck norris is a indistructabale crime fightinng sex machine.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits

by meleva July 24, 2006

Chuck Shit

An item (i.e. coffee mug) that someone forgets in your private space (on my desk in my office)

Stop leaving your Chuck Shit in my office!

What's all this Chuck Shit in my room!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008

chuck norris

AKA god/sex object

holy shit its chuck norris

by SxyPenguin308 March 17, 2009

Chuck Norris

Your worst nightmare

Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late

by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009

chuck norris

A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime

Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.

by Fear the Beard March 31, 2008

Chuck Flick

The opposite of a chick flick; a movie directed mainly towards a masculine audience rather than feminine. They tend to include physics-breaking action sequences, sex, good comedy, less plot than Man of Steel and sex. Not necessarily including Chuck Norris.

Me and my bro stayed up all night watching a bunch of Chuck flicks. It was bloody amazing.

Chuck flicks, making your testicles quadruple in size since 1923.

by Jon Grey February 13, 2014

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011