chronicity

When one tries to sound smart by taking a word everyone know (chronic) and necessarily changes it (chronicity)

We don't yet understand the chronicity of the disease

by Ray Finkle Lacesout December 6, 2018

Chronic Earworm Syndrome

A very annoying mental issue. If you often wake up with your favorite song in your head and it makes it much harder to go back to sleep, you probably have it. Also, a new song would have to automatically drive out the previous one so that you have one going around up there 24/7.

My love for music has gone too far. I think I have Chronic Earworm Syndrome (CES).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018

Chronic Complainer

Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.

Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?

by Sigmicgalaxy February 14, 2019

Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

chronic

real good cannabis.

Who's got the chronic ?

by Sonar 12 May 1, 2019

Chronomenudecidophobia

The fear of being in the scenario in which you’ve taken too much time looking at the menu to decide what you want to eat, to then suffer through eating the thing you ordered

Please let me read the menu before we go to the restaurant. I have Chronomenudecidophobia and don’t want to get caught in that awkward scenario where you're taking too long to look at the menu and the waiter comes over and you order out of politeness without giving it much thought and then you hate the thing you ordered but suffer through eating it because it's too late now

by GloriousBBQHoncho June 6, 2019

Chronic Gay

Being gay over a long period of time; Being gay during different historical moments.

Oh hey, That's Joey! The one with Chronic Gay!

by Nobyhar123 July 6, 2019