Pirate Chain

Pirate Chain (ARRR) is the most private cryptocurrency ever created with an ever increasing Anonset which is already 4x higher than Monero. The government controls human kind by controlling how they spend their money. Do not be a sheep like other who like to take orders from stranger. It is time to be a Pirate. Free the slaves and make this world a better place for your children.

Pay me in Pirate Chain for those 5 bags of Oregano.

Pirate Chain is Freedom.
Pirate Chain is 99.999% anonymous.
I only Pay for my nightly companionship with Pirate Chain because its as private as I need it to be.

by piratechain777 November 10, 2020

clank chains

Verb to have sex so hard in a camper that the safety chains at the hitch are clapping

Fire is out, let’s go inside and clank chains.

by N0K71RN4L May 12, 2021

Minnesota Chain Fall

A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall

My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"

by DaddyC218 May 20, 2021

british chainsaw

the british chainsaw is where you eat a girl out so good she squirts blood becuase your teeth are fucked up. becuase your british.

girl, im gonna british chainsaw you.

by meezu June 3, 2021

catchin chain

Basically a transport from jail to prison. It can also mean that you are about to complete your prison term and be released to free world. The reason inmates refer to being transported to or from prison as catchin chain is because when an inmate is transported to prison or another facility you are loaded onto a bus and are handcuffed and chained by your legs and your waist. You are commonly chained to a fellow inmate and sit next him or her for the duration of your ride.

Yo where’s the homie at? Oh bro he catchin chain early this morning. He getting ready for when they call his name.

by bluerwickedness June 13, 2022

Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023