Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out

bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...

Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...

by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020

garry cannon

a real one.

ayo that fucker looks out for his bros i bet his name is garry cannon

by gl6be September 17, 2021

Ultraskidded Cannon

the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

Ultraskidded Cannon LEAKED!??!?!??!?!?! POGGERS!?!?!?!!?!?!??!? ?!?!??!?! OMG BYDGYEDSFAGHNBBDEFS G?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??! FUCK!?!?!??!?!!??!?!??!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHUE3CDNSGFVTBEDGHFTRG OMGHNTRFJG OMG A SCRIPT, LEMME STEAL ITS FUNCTIONS FOR FUNNY11!1!!! aka the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

by Ultraskidded Cannon!11?!?1?!?? June 17, 2021

hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 August 21, 2016

Ho cannon

1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.

If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.

"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"

by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010