cancerous

damn that kid is cancerous
by chris pratt as mario December 09, 2021
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Cancerous

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.

This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.

This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.

This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.

This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯
That tv show is cancerous!

This cake is cancerous!
These cigarettes are cancerous.
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 08, 2022
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Cancerous

Something being soooo good that you cant stop or help from (participating in, continuing in, ingesting, spreading) it. But is only good in a detrimental way.

”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!
This show was sooo cancerous.
These cigarette’s are sooo cancerous.
This cake is so cancerous!
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 08, 2022
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cancerous

this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 07, 2022
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Cancerous

A person, so annoying, so boring that she can make you fall into depression, she can also give you cancer
Nowi: Hi there, im cancerous

Me: **dying**

Nowi: ._.
by Azélio October 21, 2018
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cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
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mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial
by August 07, 2022
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