Crusty dusty musty

A word describing how much crusty it is

Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.

by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022

crusty the bowman

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS

"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"

by williamnilliam June 2, 2018

Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences

Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine

by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020

Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M

Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you

by O my gosh November 2, 2019

Crusty

Entirely ratchet in every sense of the word. Someone who is absolutely disgusting and whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole. Avoid crusty strangers with douchey selfies.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.

Josiah is a crusty hoe.
"Wow, look at that crusty piece of pizza!"

by Ratchethoe420 August 27, 2014

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Crusty

Not good looking

Molly is crusty

by StrikerZ November 21, 2019