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diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
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Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook
by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021
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Reverse Uno Blumpkin

The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!
Damn that girl was dropping logs giving me a Reverse Uno Blumpkin
by CreamPyi September 13, 2021
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red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin
by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021
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Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
by HotDogDave July 12, 2021
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