Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.

That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!

by carlos456 October 30, 2023

O Blocker

The most retarded and spastic people to ever walk the planet

“Did you see Jeff doing that deadset spastic thing the other day?”
“Yeah mate, he’s an absolute O Blocker.”

by Jeff’s doodoos November 1, 2023

kike-blocked

When Jews manage to commit heinous crimes in full view of the public but maintain impunity through obstructing justice using their unnaturally large web of connections.

"Jews are openly committing genocide, but they're able to just kike-blocked jail time because ALL of their devoted puppets in the EU, UN, or US are covering for them while they erase the genocide from the media, college campus discussions, history books."

by psusedo January 3, 2024

box-blocked

When someone won’t share the Dropbox folder with you, that contains the files you need in order to do your job.

“I was going to get the stems and start building the playback session today, but then artist management totally box-blocked me”

by UrbeanDictionary93 January 5, 2024

Blast blocker

ryan you’re never gonna know x

Ryan: “what’s a blast blocker?”
everyone: “you know the rules”

by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024