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bullshit

The chatter commonly heard by high school students. It's all BULLSHIT! "I got drunk on NYE and NYD". WTF?!? That BULLSHIT! That's underage drinking, you dumb fuck! Or how about "So I like went to the mall and saw like Bryant so-and-so from my like 3rd period..". Nobody gives a fuck, woman!. "I gotta go to work at like 3:00, dude." Ok, bigshot, so you got a fucking job. Who cares! "If you don't leave me alone I will turn this classroom into a hellzone!" Yeah, man, who gives a...no wait, that's not bullshit. That's serious, but I wouldn't blame the person who said that for being honest.
See bullshit under Chipmunk's tag. I think I aleady gave some examples.
by Chipmunk January 7, 2005
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i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.
If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!
by Jen May 6, 2005
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A Bullshit

Something that has nothing to do with the current topic being discussed. Also known as a BULLSHIT or Bullshiting.
Kuper student 1: Dude, you so nailed that speach!
Kuper student 2: Nah, it was total A Bullshit.
by pppllsuq December 20, 2007
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belushit

a classic freudian slip... try typing john belushi and you will more than likely end up with john belushit. can be used in place of bullshit.
That traffic was belushit.
by hjooiewmrfmk; April 19, 2009
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Bullshitshannanigans

Shannanigans- deceitful trickery, an underhanded act. Sometimes a playful or mischievous act; a prank.

Bullshit - Events, situations or retardedly non-functional things that are always annoying. You don't like it- whatever it is, and really you (probably) couldn't care any less about it. Usually because well, its fucking bullshit.

Bullshitshannangans - Bullshit and Shannanigans combined with an implied serious shittiness factor of x100 or greater.
Bullshitshannigans! Why wont this computer start!

"...So the ex-wife keeps getting me back in the sac. Bitch takes me back to court around a month later, every single time. This is serious bullshitshannanigans. I need to learn."

Sudbury busses could very well be the embodiment of bullshitshannanigans.
by ElevenOfSpades August 18, 2010
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bullshit

Term of disparagement and ridicule of (mainly) ideas and utterances.
The view that god is benevolent, or malevolent for that matter is bullshit. The entity called God is amoral.

Synonyms: bullshit, nonsense, drivel, hot air, crap, crapola, dung, bird droppings, dog poo, ratpiss, floaties, compost, manure, toe mud, indecorous, horse patties."
by atomou October 25, 2013
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Billshit

When your friend is spouting an unbelievable level of bullshit, they are talking as much rubbish as your acquaintance Bill (other names may apply) who maintains an average of 99% bullshit with regards to absolutely anything he says.
My goodness, Jack keeps talking about that 'stunning' girl he pulled the other night. We all know that he cannot pull a girl of that level, he is talking complete and utter Billshit.
by delbie November 8, 2018
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