beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.

God damn, that chick had a real magic beard.

by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010

Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013

beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

tumble-beard

The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.

You have a mad case of tumble-beard this morning !

by Lisarenee October 6, 2017