banana cabin

Slang for vagina.

Janie's banana cabin has been unoccupied for months.

by aae. July 25, 2019

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Banana fart

A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.

Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?

Oops sorry...

by Lava lamp March 15, 2016

Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 26, 2014

Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 01, 2010

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 15, 2019

banana wednesday

the first sunday of every month

grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday

by jeffbezos July 01, 2021