banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

Banana Stuffer

when you put a condom on a banana and mash it and then freeze it and use it as a dildo

girl) i just made a banana stuffer
boy) ew

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021

banana nations

one was a youtuber called banana nations and his channel got deleted

i miss banana nations

by o[ikoujyluj February 1, 2020

Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

yodeling banana

When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary

I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary

by Jesster_the_giraffe July 27, 2017

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008