Can you be the K to my JT

A phrase that will make all the women and men in a 1 meter radius wet

Hey I know that we haven't talked a lot these past few day but can you be the K to my JT.

HELL YEA

by corbyn jorbyn December 25, 2020

Fail To Be Tough Girl

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.

Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?

by I say stuff February 3, 2021

truth be sold

A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.

Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."

by malarky2020 March 2, 2009

you've got to be shittting me

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE

a word by some traitors

John: what is going on?!
Will: IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE

by zxdcfvgbhnjmk November 23, 2020

i'll be back

a phrase used during the film "terminator"; can and should say this at any given time

I'll be back.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010