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blood balloon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."
by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015
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shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds
Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.
by Spain without the S October 14, 2020
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Baghdad balloon

When you are served dates and you let one rip from excitement while being tea bagged by a hooker.
Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.

Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010
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special balloon

by 12345678937474738838ddggg September 14, 2017
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight
We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon
by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024
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