Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

Bagel

Timothy Hobbs

“Tell bagel to like Angela back”

by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 5, 2021

NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018

sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024