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Burrito

When a hoe you bring to a party goes around talkin to everybody else n leave with anotha dude. Or when someone be for the whole gang after coming with you lmao that bitch did it for a burrito
She did it for a burrito

For a burrito

Damn for a burrito
by Aloraelvi February 8, 2024
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lunch burritos

I ate some delicious lunch burritos last night.
by Radical jadical January 1, 2018
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burrito charmer

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.
Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!
by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014
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Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.
" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."
by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016
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Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.
I ate a burrito today. It had onions
by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
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Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
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