Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

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Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them

1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter

Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito

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a burrito that you dont know what is inside

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A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.

Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.

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Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

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When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

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