joder balloon

condom

Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”

Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?

by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020

baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.

I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.

by The Saudi price June 29, 2021

Stink balloon

Hemorrhoid protruding from anus

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?

by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

passion balloon

A used condom that's been blown up

The girl from Tinder was so nasty when I was done she made a passion balloon

by Dr.Black November 3, 2017

Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017