Ash-quake

The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.

"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."

by Graham464 May 3, 2025

ash silber

a really nice boy who has hella rizz. mans badass and based.

"yo did you see ash silber in the halls?" "yeah man he's cool asl"

by russiantankgun256 November 19, 2022

smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

Ash

One of the fucking most sweatiest players from Rainbow Six Siege who always makes it into the fucking Objective in 30 seconds.

Alright lets reinforce this before they ...... FUCK ASH IS ALREADY INSIDE. *Alt-F4*

by WalterLaw March 22, 2021

Ash Joke

When an Ash Joke is made, most of the room appreciate the incredibly clever, often witty, nature of the joke. The joke can often go over less clever people’s heads, creating the illusion the person who created the Ash Joke is stupid. This could not be further from the truth. The Ash Joke joker can remain smug at the fact that the stupid people therefore think that they are stupid. The irony.

Damn, the guy at work made an Ash Joke and I was the only one that appreciated it. The rest thought he was stupid but in fact they are the stupid ones.

That guy is either stupid or he just made an Ash Joke.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022

Ash

Ash is gaslighting me and mommy mommy and grandpa are going to be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon

Addy: Ash has a big forehad
Ash: But its 3 head snd we have same size forehead
Addy:well i will be home soon i will be home soon and i will be home soon and i will be home soon i will be home soon

by ashisamotherfreaker January 4, 2022

Ashe

ashe is the most amazing guy you’ll have the luck to know. he is incredibly kind, sweet, and caring. he will do anything for you, no questions asked, and then he’ll do even more than that. he has beautiful chocolate brown eyes that make your heart speed up when he’s looking at you. when he smiles, you want to do anything you can to make him do it again because he has a perfect smile. he has short, soft hair that makes him melt when you play with it. he is super flirty, bubbly, and touchy, but only with the ones special to him. otherwise, he is incredibly shy, quiet, and introverted. ashe is also crazy talented in anything he puts his mind to. he is always super funny and knows how to really make you laugh. you can’t help but smile when you’re around him. there’s something about him that’s so addictive, you just want to be around him all the time. he will also have a sensual effect on you. if you thought you had a libido before him, you didn’t. every time he’s around you, the tension is palpable. although he may seem innocent or naive, he’s secretly as filthy as you are, if not more. he knows how to have fun and he’s the best kisser you’ll ever meet. the way he kisses you will make you want to keep kissing him until your lips get sore. everything about him is so perfect that you wonder to yourself how he is attracted to you. but he’s not, because he’s attracted to me. he’s all mine.

ashe is the best boyfriend- no, husband- that you could ever ask for. you can’t ask for him, however, because he’s mine.

by ashesgf August 15, 2022