Completely hammered drunk.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008
Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 07, 2021
1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009
A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
by R. Timmer December 06, 2010
Arabian Goggles with Chili.
While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.
While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.
by Chili_lover_extreme_155758 September 13, 2011
The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
by T3rman8tor April 25, 2011