The ugliest girl you will ever meet. She thinks shes ugly and fat even tho other people tell her shes not. She is usually a Virgo and born in September. Alyssa is kind and sweet but so insecure and puts other people before her.
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"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
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