Alyssa

A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.

Alyssa, Alyssa likes boobies

by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.

Alyssa might actually be happy someday.

by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!

Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack

by chugsumballz November 23, 2021

Alyssa

A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨

Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.

by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021

Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about

greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*

by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym

“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025