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Alyssa

The ugliest girl you will ever meet. She thinks shes ugly and fat even tho other people tell her shes not. She is usually a Virgo and born in September. Alyssa is kind and sweet but so insecure and puts other people before her.
Kaylee: Omg Alyssa is so sweet
Jessica: Omg yeah, I love her sm
Alyssa: *Cries herself to sleep*
by Real word definitison November 3, 2019
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Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.
Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob
by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning
by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025
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Alyssa

A fag
Who’s that fag
Oh it’s alyssa
by Adriannacas June 2, 2024
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Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.
"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024
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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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