Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. by _alyssaharriss March 13, 2022
Get the alyssa and julianmug. Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.
by YouraverageUrbanDictionaryuser May 6, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. Hardcore white girl who is very tall and black. She likes to talk a lot but don’t go up to her and say hi, because she’s shy and won’t talk. She eats strawberries and loves liver to death. Never EVER!! Ignore Alyssa. She will get u
by Me..: March 17, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. a bitch who teaches at hammonton high school, who flirts with every highschool boy she encounters with and sucks there dicks for extra pay
by Thebaddiestpera January 15, 2024
Get the alyssa caporalemug. by q-22 February 10, 2022
Get the alyssa janemug. Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
by BobBuilds April 29, 2022
Get the Alyssamug.