Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB June 1, 2011
Get the Phantom Phone Painmug. Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024
Get the Phantom taxmug. The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 19, 2024
Get the Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndromemug. (P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."
He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!
by maryncanary November 3, 2023
Get the phantom dick energymug. by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021
Get the Phantom Manmug. Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
by Pandacous December 1, 2023
Get the Phantom Taxmug. When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”
by B3rry McC0ckiner April 18, 2022
Get the Phantom fingermug.