grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.

No (grand theft audio)

by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023

Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.

After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!

by The Natist June 11, 2021

Rick Astley the Grand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down.

"Never gonna run around and desert you."
Never gonna make you cry ,never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna lie around and hurt you
-Rick Astley the Grand

by Cycosist March 8, 2021

Jeep Grand Wagoneer

Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.

Dude I love the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, it looks so cool!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

monaco grand prix

The crown jewel of the Formula One calendar. A win at Monaco cements your status as a legendary driver, and makes you the envy of the paddock. World Champions such as Jackie Stewart, Graham Hill, Ayrton Senna, and Michael Schumacher have won the Monaco GP and become racing heroes.

Its racetime here in Monte Carlo for the Monaco Grand Prix!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Dodge Grand Caravan

A once popular minivan, this minivan is now diminishing and dying due to Chrysler replacing it with the Chrysler Voyagers (CHRYSLER WAS ONCE A LUXURY BRAND). This was the offical car of Karen, her little shits, and fucking crumbs and stains everywhere. The discontinuation of this minivan now leaves Dodge as a performance brand now.

Hey, do you own a Dodge Grand Caravan?

Uh, yeah...

HA, SOCCER MOM KAREN BITCH ASS!

by SOMEONE SO QUIET January 18, 2020