Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024

English Beer

Another term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer

by anonymous March 16, 2024

idk english

if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is

me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh

by your local department March 30, 2022

English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020