Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Dyke Balls

A lesbians crouch when she scratches it.

"She's scratching her Dyke Balls on the tree"

by cirvu February 5, 2025

fuck balls

its kind of like saying "Fuck!" but cooler...

oh fuck balls It seems I've inadvertently let slip my writing implement!

by ExistentialEggs December 15, 2023

Ball Munch

1. Somebody who saturates another person's testicle(s) with the tongue and saliva.

2. A condescending faggot.

"Yo momma iz a ball munch."

"George Lakoff is a ball munch."

by Salman Grundie December 30, 2007

baby balls ww

NUTS

NUTS baby balls ww

by dbshabnsm October 29, 2021

The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

balling vs bawling

balling often means sexual intercouse.
Bawling means you are crying hard

Balling vs bawling

Josh was Balling Charlotte.
vs
My cat died and I am bawling.
These are two very different words that sound exactly the same

by it'sagotcha March 11, 2024