Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Dog

Man's best friend. If you get one you will love it forever, unless it attacks you. There are many types of Dogs and some look weird, but some look amazing. They all have a little bit different personalities but most of all of them would love you. Dogs are the best.

Man, I want a dog.
My dog is very amazing.
My do looks very cute.

by Your_girlfriend_stealer1234567 April 7, 2023

Dog Water

trash apparently *eye roll*

my life is dog water

by lola the doggo-poggo January 28, 2022

Doja Dog

Doja Dog is the pseudo rapper name of Matthew Espinoza, a local rising artist in the RGV.

Yo did you hear Doja Dog's new drop cheems the way??!

by doggy ice August 10, 2022

Sex Dog

A descriptive word used to describe someone especially a guy, who is well known and is favoured by all

John Smith is a sex dog

by Wayne Bruce November 7, 2020