king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.

Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.

by stinkysan July 31, 2025

We did it Tommy

A phrase you exclaim when something happens that you had no involvement in accomplishing.

Did you hear Karen Read was found not guilty?

“We did it Tommy”

by Aurora Jawn January 1, 2026

to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018

Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.

Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.

by jeffthebalkan April 12, 2024

that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture

'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'

by labanamana November 5, 2024

mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!

Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!

by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020

sv. toma

The best store in Bitola. (as seen on Solzi i smea)

„Dobre dojdovte vo market sv. toma
Tuka mozite da kupite se za doma
Kozmetika, igracki i se od hrana
Na nashite proizvodi nema mana
Ako ste raspolozeni za pivo i skara
Ja imame najdobrata gradska mesara
Leb, bel peciva i se od testo
Se shto ne mozete da najdete na drugo mesto
Sredredstva za higiena, razni detergenti
Za bezbroj ovolni i redovni klienti
Dojdete i videte za da nemate dilema
Vo nashiot market, nema shto nema!“
-Market sv. toma

by Urban dictionary official. July 2, 2022