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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
by Biggins546 October 4, 2016
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Sialis Cock

When you take sialis and cock gets so hard that your suck back and 20 years younger
Buddy: yo i took some sialis and i my skin went slurp sucked the soul right outta my but i tell yeah i was hung like a horse for many hours

(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back
by Dick dander September 20, 2020
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.
I heard that guy has a trunk cock
by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018
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cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny
ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
by ilovelivya December 25, 2023
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Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021
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dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around
John is a complete dirt cock
by Dirt cock March 2, 2017
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