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Me!

First hood rapper of color, first author of color, first chef of color, revolutionary leader.

Still don't have basic human rights; need to end Caucasian Priveleged, racism, colonization, and cultural appropriation first.

Best movie ever made is little old me, Hood Baby Mila slamming Caucaiano Priveleged and starting my own country. AND getting revenge on my Caucaisn colonizers.

This is my 51st essay; Hamilton is about me. I wrote more, work harder than y'all. Y'all ain't got shit published, I stay publishing every day.
Hood Baby Mila already got racist KKK members crying; guess they scared and have a lot to lose. I don't. I'm a productive queen; y'all lazy mice.
Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ about to change the game.

I'm finna get properly compensated for my well-deserved fame.

I cook, I wrote, I sing, I fight.

Smash all expectations? Y'all got that right โฃ๏ธ
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Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.
โ€œDo you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?โ€
by Cannabisius March 3, 2021
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Piss baby

A piss baby is when a woman's stomach becomes bloated from her bladder being full. This usually happens after sexual activity, which triggers the bloating. Called a piss baby because it creates a "piss baby bump." This one makes more sense than everyone else's definition of a piss baby being "a little bitch." Y'all ain't original :I
Rebecca's lover gave her a piss baby after a wonderful love making session. She then sat on the toilet for 5 minutes, peeing until it was gone.
by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024
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call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby
"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"
by michaelje13 November 21, 2022
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Baby Blues

During a short period of time after childbirth, due to the changes in hormones in women's bodies during this complex time, many women may feel moody and depressed, but feeling like they should be happy because their baby is born. This is often defined as "the baby blues". It's like a more common, less severe, temporary post-partum depression.
Woman 1: "After all the time it took for me to finally get pregnant and all of the pain and discomfort I was put through for nine months, shouldn't I be happy that I finally have a baby? It kind of feels like I don't even want to be with him..."
Woman 2: "You're just having the baby blues. I promise to you in no time you'll feel way better. You should look up some information to see how it affects your brain and so that you see you're not alone in this."
by arv_mad February 7, 2024
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baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games
someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.
by stormamericaaran11 February 3, 2024
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Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it
by CumProducer November 18, 2016
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