high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

Gay face

Noun: A person or a thing that has a particular shape in their face that makes them look gay ( even if they’re not).
Adjective: Describing someone who has the gay face.

Noun: See that guy over there? He definitely has the gay face.
Adjective: Grandpa, a calm, gentle and gay face man, went walking about an hour ago.

by We are all gonna die March 19, 2023

The Ranoss Face

A look of incredible disappointment or annoyance, sometimes a mixture of the two.

"Ah man, he's doing The Ranoss Face again. I hate it, It always makes me feel like I did something wrong."

by uwugiver May 25, 2020

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014

Fat faced

Adjective:
Feeling extremely full from over indulging on food.

Mike gobbled the whole entire cheesesteak and now he’s fat faced.

I’m too fat faced for dessert.

by Beanscream July 3, 2024

face ping pong

sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.

"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"

"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"

by memeslut69 March 27, 2017