Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.

We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004

WWF Champions Sex Position

when your in the 69 position and while a girl is sucking your dick you pick her up from the bed and piledrive her to the ground.

i fucking gave that bitch the WWF Champion Sex Position last night. She had no fucking clue what hit her.

by Hideki Matsui May 10, 2005

upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.

Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?

by Red1917 January 4, 2021

homo nigga boob sex

homo nigga boob sex is the act of becoming homosexual while fucking your nigga's man boobs for genital pleasure

this nigga committed homo nigga boob sex to his nigga

by telephone.exe January 1, 2020

weird secret sex lips

Usually refers to the features of a man who has strangely feminine lips. Such features usually make someone look like they keep some kind of vilainous sexploitation secret IE. Sex trafficker, pedophile, rapists or other sexual aggressor.

"You stay over there with your weird secret sex lips."

by Mr B*tchMaker March 14, 2019

that makes me have sex

A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.

That makes me HAVE SEX

by Darc Matta July 9, 2017