Walk off

You take a shit so big that it lifts you off the seat & and you can just walk off

I wouldn’t go in there, just had a walk off.

by Jrod gb December 18, 2021

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

sawn off nose

Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries

The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat

by Cowboy w/ dipper May 16, 2018

kicked off

Died, as in the action a dying person twitching legs make, or the galloping action of a gallows hung body.

My Uncle got capped good. He's kicked off.

by Jyanko November 22, 2020

Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Scamper off

To skedaddle with extravagance and great agility. When scampering off be sure to not get too hasty.

1: Did you see with how much haste Chase scampered off last evening?
2: How does one scamper off with so much agility?

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023

Gives off white Toyota vibes

Clueless mom

My mom gives off white Toyota vibes

by Bubbalee May 5, 2021