off the badge

A state of extreme excited stupidity.

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018

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Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

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off party

2 or more people have a party for the last time before they all kill themselves.

(All names are made up.)

Lars: Hey! You ready for the off party tonight!? Don’t chicken out on me!

Kayla: I would never! I can’t wait to have a great night with everyone for the last time!

by AngelicBunny November 6, 2019

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That can shake a dwarf off a ladder

Something that disrupts a normal event.

John: Damn that car is so loud!
Kane: Yeah, that can shake a dwarf off a ladder

by freakbeanz August 10, 2025

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Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

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