Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018

Hot Ball Game

A word used by Jamaicans representing a party

Book the date fi di hot ball game !!

by anonymous89754 January 3, 2020

Hot

Horny

Bae you got me hot rn 😈

by ariiiiii506 January 12, 2020

hot pastrami 😯

hot pastrami 😯

Person 1: "hot pastrami 😯"
Person 2: "😯"

by Angery Goomba Except not January 13, 2020

HOT PASTRAMI

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 HOT PASTRAMI

Person 1: " I HAVE HOT PASTRAMI FOR LUNCH"
Person 2: "HOT PASTRAMI"

by Angery Goomba Except not January 13, 2020

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020